User Error!Replace user and press any key to continue!
Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
Those who can't write programs, write help files.
Beat the computer, program your life!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Double your disk space:DELETE Windows!
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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