The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!
George Washington said:"We will have a black president when the pig will fly!" Well....the pig flew!
College is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two!
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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