Funny marriage quotes


The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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